when you’re gone, for some reason, it’s miserable. i stay at home alone with my cat and play a couple video games. oh, and eat. so i’m inactive and at home all day. i can’t obtain the motivation i need to go take a walk or jog around the neighborhood like i used to. so i’m just here, getting less and less attractive than i already was. and meanwhile, you’re hours and hours away having the time of your life without me. 

i hope you never do this again… especially not during the holidays. they’re so lonely and unbearable without you. happy new years, wherever you are. linus and i will watch from here.